Well she moves fast like a tomcat And she's got big eyes like a wombat She's just killing me like a heart attack 'Cause she's a full deck (meaning she's so stacked) She's got a boyfriend living north of Albany But she spent last weekend going down on me. She's got no direction like a scrambler She's out at midnight like a rambler I'm pressing my luck like a gambler Because she struck my heart hard like a hammer And like a British bike with the right side shift No matter what I do I can't get used to it. She's makin' me nervous. She's makin' me nervous. She's makin' me nervous for the first time In a long time and I don't mind it at all. She's getting so high off the whisky, It's making me drunk when she kiss me When she works herself up and gets frisky There's just no sense in resisting And she says she's innocent but she's so guilty She don't add up like one and one making three. She's a rifle... automatic Or an addiction 'cause I gotta have it She's kinda like an actress: so dramatic I know she's got some secrets in her attic. And I can't describe what she's done to me She's making me run out of similes. She's makin' me nervous. She's makin' me nervous. She's makin' me nervous for the first time In a long time and I don't mind it at all.